Tuesday, December 21, 2004
On this day:

DEAD

The Death Test
According to our research, you'll be dead by
January 2060
at age 83
- probable cause -
heart attack
YOU DIE: 82.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 20147.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 33% of your life.
A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 18445 test takers.
22% smoke.
57% have health insurance.
6% are fat.
52% hold in farts.
18% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

1 Comments:

Blogger carrie said...

so.... you found this quiz on a dating site??? it has a little bit TMI. It said I would live til I am 79. I think it's silly, tho.

1:23 PM  

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